搞笑段子自我介绍男生【优秀四篇】

篇1：大学开学班会自我介绍男生幽默

我出生在一个十分贫苦的家庭，记得在我的小时候，爸爸的生活非常的无聊，整天只能数钱，妈妈也是，整天都在用扫帚扫钱;

我的家在深山中，每次要出去买东西，那是相当的麻烦，开保时捷要5小时，开宾士起码也要4小时;虽然家里有台直升机，但是开到那边是很难找到停车位，相当的不方便;

我偶尔也会出去逛逛街，但爸妈怕我被绑架，随身有20多个保镖保护着，大家看到我都被吓跑了，所以我从小就开始被排斥......因为家里是在深山，每次到了冬天都十分冷，爸爸也说，出去买东西很麻烦，所以冬天没有暖炉...没有棉被...每天只能陪着爸妈烧钱取暖...而睡觉的时候，也只能盖着钱睡觉(我绝得英镑比较温暖)。

记得小时候，有一次，我因为房间太大，还来不急跑出房间，就尿裤子了，所以，爸爸在我房间放了一台小绵羊机车，好让我能在10分钟以内，冲出1000坪的房间，穿越5公里的走廊，到达800坪的厕所(我常常在走廊迷路)

爸爸又另外叫人加盖了20间600坪里面有着250坪小厕所的破房间，说：“以后如果尿湿了，直接换房间，如果房间不够或是太小的话，再告诉爸爸，爸爸再叫人来多盖几间，我们的生活很辛苦，你要忍着点!!”

现在想起来，爸爸真是个善良的人!!

还记得有一次，家里遭小偷光顾，因为他用了炸药炸坏了我爸的保险箱，使得里面的金币不断的往外滚出来，结果竟把那个小偷压死了......我觉得那个小偷好可怜......金币压死人是很痛的!!他不像之前那个被钞票闷死的小偷一样幸运。

妈妈也常常告诉我，我们家生活非常困苦～要我学着吃苦～

所以我从小养成了刻苦耐劳精神，我将来的志愿，是要找200只会吃钱的怪物，好把家里的钱都吃光，为那些可怜的小偷报仇!!

篇2：男生英文自我介绍

oracle enterprise usage, financial services and government IT environments, power and minicomputer operating systems AIX, IBM architecture on the storage backup, in addition to the business plan and experience teamwork, teamwork training, the company alsoarranged visits, such as visiting famous enterprises IBM, public service activities, such as Guangzhou Haizhu childrens rehabilitation center, a variety of seminars, such as exchanges and Mingyuan company manager, IBM managers, career planning, etc. ...... learn in depth understanding of enterprise-level operating modes for the community to take the easier to work roles.

During the internship have a strong thirst for knowledge, studious, good performance, be able to complete the work within the specified time, the enthusiastic help fancy, good communication with colleagues.

篇3：男生英文自我介绍

Strong listening, speaking, reading, writing, speaking fluently, can read the original literature science and technology, information; comprehensive university received basic education, nurtured good professional training and ability to master C, C ++ and other languages.

Three years of experience in software development, JAVA software engineers a year, a year SAS (database) engineer.Ambition, success and the pursuit of excellence, the courage to face the risk, under pressure, willing to engage in challenging work;

strong communication and good coordination skills, communication skills and team spirit; good basic quality, serious and passionate rich sense of responsibility, and his honest, trustworthy, confident; adaptability to adapt to new ideas, new ways, new problems and new environment;

logical, based on rigorous analysis of the conclusions in the context of a comprehensive consideration of the decision; always firmly believed that: Forewarned is forearmed without prejudging the waste.

篇4：男生英文自我介绍

I have a strong scientific research and practical ability, proficient in C C ++ programming language and MFC programming framework, and skilled use of VC ++ 6.0 VS20xx and other software-related work.Socket socket programming to have a certain understanding, written a chat room software category. Familiar with OpenGL graphics programming development, and project experience.

My character calm, modest man, rigorous, the work of the IT industry, has a very good ability to research applications, has a strong organization and coordination, full of professionalism and responsibility so that I can face any difficulties and challenges.