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导游英文自我介绍范文

范文类型:自我评介,适用行业岗位:导游,全文共 2215 字

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My name is , Im school of tourism management students. My personality is bright, is a sunny girl, I am also a slow charge girl, feel so much experience, there is a positive feeling, I am good at dealing with people, in the face of life with a confident heart, dare to challenge themselves. In the university I constantly improve themselves, improve their own quality. On the basis of learning professional courses and public courses, I have a solid professional basis be learned in books, for myself. I read a lot of books, and constantly adding new knowledge, edify sentiment, develop view. Not only that, I was I often take part in English corner activities organized by the school and practise my oral English. I also make many foreign friends

I actively participate in school organization during the period of school activities, exercise a certain communication ability. I served as the University of , director of Public Relations Association and Literature Society of Ministers of the organization. Because of the special good at arts and sports, I served as the Department of Arts minister, Academy of Art director and school dance association of Latin dance coach and football team the cheerleader, organized and participated in the school held many performances and sports competitions. Haikou is the Golden Coast Lawton Hotel and Meritus Mandarin Hotel wedding celebration exclusive dance artists.

During the period of school, I also actively participate in social practice activities, improve my ability to adapt to society, broaden my knowledge. Because of the Public Relations Society of university trained etiquette training, I attended several opening ceremony etiquette reception work, done a car sales model. x also participated in the Asia Economic Forum the annual meeting of the reception work, and access to x Spring Hotel general manager personally awarded the honorary certificate.

I am cheerful, generous, strong communication ability and practical ability, good at interpersonal communication. To master the knowledge of good manners and hospitality experience, the flexibility and agility, flexibility to work in an emergency. My capability is very strong, responsive, is a reassuring people.

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篇1:优秀英文一分钟自我介绍

范文类型:自我评介,全文共 664 字

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Good afternoon and nice o see you at this sunny afternoon.

I am very glad to be here for interview.

My name is YYX . I come from DLUFL and my major is english special lised in business.

Computer, books, films and climbing moutains are my favourite.

I have been a class president for nearly 4 years, and I also have been an interpreter at Dalian Garment Fair for twice.

I think all these exprience and my responsibility, creating thinking and passion would make me qualify for this job.

And whats more, my laptop computer is HP, so I have a better way to recgonize HP.

I believe that it would be a challenge and a chance for me to be a HP man.

Thats all ,Thank you so much!

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篇2:分钟自我介绍英文范文

范文类型:自我评介,全文共 1913 字

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Good afternoon everybody! Its my honor to speak here and I am very glad to share my topic with all of you. Today Id like to talk about “my dream”. I do not just have one dream, in fact, I have three. They are: a healthy life, a happy family and to travel my great country.

I have always admired the long healthy life my grandparents have. They are older than 80 years of age and they are still alive and kicking! How do they do that!? My grandparents plant vegetables and grow rice themselves; even in their old age they still make food for themselves! I guess that is why they can remain healthy. More importantly they remain humble and never ask for too much from life. Perhaps that makes them common, but they live a happy life. My grandmother once told me this:” I do not want to live long, only long enough for some grand children to be running around in my house”. I want to live a long, healthy and happy life just as they have.

Since my graduation from primary school, until now, every time on my birthday I make the same wish. I wish my parents will not fight anymore. I am not complaining that they gave me a bad childhood, they just fight so much! I am unhappy but that does not mean they do not love me. They do! They love me with all their heart. I love my parents also; I want them to live a happy life as well.

I want to travel this great country of ours. I want to see the beauty of our country. I want to see the miracles that made this country great! I want to go from the east to west, from the north all the way down to the south! I have a dream, that one day I can travel and see my country with my family and friends! If that is not possible, seeing my country on my own is good enough also. If I can fulfill all three of my dreams in life, then God can take me away. I would be happy, and l would have lived a full and prosperous life.

Thank you everyone for listening to my dreams.

I thank you!

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篇3:毕业论文答辩英文自我介绍

范文类型:自我评介,全文共 1180 字

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Good morning, all appraiser committee members. I am and my supervisor is . With her constant encouragement and guidance, I have finished my paper. Now, it is the show time. I will present my efforts to you and welcome any correction.

The title of my paper is On Transformation of Parts of Speech in Translation. I choose this as my topic due to the following reasons. Different languages have different standards to distinguish parts of speech. Each language has its own special structure. And there are no equivalent parts of speech between different languages. In order to make the target version more idiomatic and standard, the transformation of parts of speech is always used by translators. So the transformation of parts of speech is playing a more important role in English to Chinese based on different characteristics of English and Chinese. For the above facts, I select the subject of“On Transformation of parts of speech”as the title of my paper.

I hope by studying this topic we can know the importance of the transformation of parts of speech in English to Chinese translation. Through transformation, we can get the better version and improve the translation skills.

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篇4:保研面试英文自我介绍

范文类型:自我评介,全文共 1797 字

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respected Professors:

Good afternoon! Im great honored to meet you here.Now allow me to give a brief self-introduction:

Im ,26 years old , born in city ,HeNan Province.In year 1996,I entered *University, majoring in Machincal Designing and Producing. During those 4 yearsstudy,I worked hard and I was always active in various activities . I gained the first scholarship for four times and I joined the Communist Party at the college.After my graduation in June 20xx,I worked in --------company.I got a position in the Technology Department the first year and I was involved in several internet projects, such as the one for College student Recruitment in Henan Province and the one for Computer Center in Mathmatics Department in Zhengzhou University. Owning to my hard work ,I was rewarded the Best Newcomer Prize in the year 20xx. The next year, I was transferred into the Principal Customer Department, responsible for the Developing and strengthening a good relationship between the principal customers and my company .Two major customers, Henan Provincipal Department of Transportation and Henan Provincial Department of Personnel, are under my work. However,with time going on ,the more I experienced, the clearer I realized that Im really interested in the Enterprise Management .I find many enterprises have the problem of an unmatched management to its developing speed . Im eager

to learn more about management and I hope I can study further in this University. So I resigned in August , 20xx and started the way to pursuing my studies. After about half years hard work, Im finally standing before you honorable professors now. Im really excited . Though Ive sacrificed much on my way to pusuing studies, I believe its worthwhile. I believe working hard will finally be repaied .Thank you !

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篇5:marketing英文简历自我评价

范文类型:求职应聘,自我评介,全文共 1158 字

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1, I am cheerful, sincere people, optimistic, broad interests, have strong organizational skills and the ability to adapt, and has strong management planning and organizational management and coordination capacity.

2, faithful honest, principled, says it will do, and never shirk responsibility; self-control, do things always adhere to the beginnings and ends, never give up halfway; willing to learn, have a problem, not to escape, an open mind is willing to learn from others; confident but not conceited not self-centered; are willing to accept the superior who commends humility, with authority; will use 100% of the enthusiasm and energy into work; approachable. Is sincere, cheerful, proactive, adaptable, studious, down to earth, there is a strong team spirit, proactive work attitude seriously.

3, cheerful, optimistic, broad interests, adaptable, quick, diligent, practical, serious and responsible, determination, hard, have the courage to meet new challenges.

4, it is warm and cheerful personality, friendly, honest and humble. Hard-working, serious and responsible, hard working, conscientious, patient. Affinity, approachable, good communication.

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篇6:保研面试英文自我介绍

范文类型:自我评介,全文共 938 字

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Hello!Everyone.I am so happy to stand here to introduce myself.And my name is ,Im from ----,this is a beautiful place ,you know .And I have graduated from Binhai Middle School in JIANG su this year,in the shcool,I had a lot of friends.We palyed together,studied together and we had the same favourite,so I enjoyed it.My hobbies are various,such as YO-YO,Four-wheel-drive and so on.

Of course,I am export at these most.And I also have many other hobbies you dont know,I wish you could find my hobbies in the summer camp.And also I can find your hobbies,maybe wehave the same hobbies.Do you think it will be exciting.Yes,yes,I believe ,I believe we will have a good tme,and we will leave a deep,a beautiful,an unforgettable impression!So everything is waiting for you and me to create together. Iam so happy to enjoy with you in next ten days.In conclusion,I wish to grow together,study together and we can be good friends at last.thank you!

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篇7:英文自我介绍格式范文求职

范文类型:自我评介,求职应聘,全文共 1102 字

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Distinguished leadership, hello. My name is , I come from Shanghai. This is a graduate of Nanjing University of Technology, School of information management and information system professional. Before graduation, I have worked in Shanghai Xingda Network Limited, and your company is the same industry.

I am cheerful, good at smiling, sociable, good working attitude. Good at writing, familiar with computer system and all kinds of office software, application software, has the advantages of simple programming ability. I believe that all this will be my greatest wealth. I work in a long time will notice that your company, your company is undoubtedly the best * * industry the (you know, honor or achievements fill). At the same time I understand that this is a young and energetic team. I am very eager to for one of them.

If I am lucky enough to be employed, I will think that the company will create the best interests for its own best interests and not for the price. I will do everything in good faith and work hard with my colleagues. I will work hard and strengthen my studies and make progress!

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篇8:空姐应聘英文自我介绍

范文类型:求职应聘,自我评介,全文共 802 字

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good morning, dear professors:

it’s my honor to introduce myself. my name is , i am from county province, december i was born in a poor family, and my parents are farmers, i love and respect them very much. we were delight with my becoming a fresh man in september 1997. luckily, i was permitted to be a graduate student after 4 years colorful life on campus. i received my bachelor degree 20xx in institute of science and technology, then a master degree 20xx in university of science and technology. for those 7 years my major was die design. before i received my master degree, i had done the subject of . for the past 3 years, i have been in college, where i have been and still am a teacher. i teach students machine design etc. i have published more than 10 first-author papers.

that’s all, thanks!

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篇9:国际专利许可合同附英文译本[页10]_合同范本

范文类型:合同协议,全文共 2490 字

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国际专利许可合同(附英文译本)

7.5 if the third test again fails, and if party b is responsible for the failure,party a has the right to terminate the contract at its discretion and lodge claims asstipulated ih article9.if the responsibility for the failure lies with party a, the twoparties shall negotiate as tohow to further implement the contract.article 8 technical improvements

8.1 if the technical documents provided by party b are not applicable to party asactualproduction condidions (such as design standards, raw materials, purchased partsfor the ma-chine, production facilitie), party b is obliged to assist party a inmodifying the technicaldocuments and confirm the same. upon the condition that theproperties of the contracted products are not affected, raw materials, fittings andequipmint of chinese origin may be used.

8.2 during the currency of the contract. if eithet of the two parties effets improve-ments on or developments of the products within the xcope stipulated in the contract,thd said party shall submit, free of charge, to the other party the technologicalinformation con-cernign such improvements or developments.

8.3 the ownership of such improvements on or developments of the ontracted productshall belong to the party who has effected such improvements or develpments. the otheparyt shall not apply for patent ortransfer the same to any third arty.article 9 guarantees and claims

9.1 party b guarantees that the technical& nbsp;documents to be supplied by party b are thelatest technical information which has been put into practical use by party b. party balso undertakesto supply to party a in time the technical information relevant to anydevelop-ment of or improvement on the contracted product.

9.2 party b guarantees that the technical documents to be supplied by party b arecom-plete,correct,legible and are to be despatched in time.

9.3 if the documents suppied by party b are not in conformity with the stipulationin article 6, party b shall, within the shortext possible time but not later than 3odays after re-ceipt of party as written notice, despatch free of charge to party athe missing or the cor- rcet and legible technical socuments.

9.4 if party b fails to despatch the said documents within the stipulated period asper appendix 2 party b shall pay penalty to party a in the following proportions:

(1)percent of the total contract price for delay from 1 to 4 weeks.

(2)percent of the total contract price for delay form 5 to 8 weeks.

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篇10:英文自我介绍信

范文类型:自我评介,介绍信,全文共 3137 字

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Hi, my name’s Harry, H-a-r-r-y, Harry. It’s such a pleasure for me to introduce myself to you.

I’ll soon graduate from Guangzhou University with a bachelor’s degree in Economics. As a student, my major is International Economics and Trade, I like it a lot, and I’ve got a pretty good academic performance. My English grade ranks NO.2 in the class of 55 students, and my classmates would always like me to give English speeches in class.

For the professional courses I learnt, some impressed me most, like the ones “Marketing” and “International Business Negotiation”, both teachers gave me high compliments in front of class which then encouraged me a lot and I appreciated it by putting more efforts into studying.

Well, for one thing I’m most proud of, is my English performance. I got 100 full marks once in “The University English 4”, and got As in oral tests. Plus that I’m tall and white, many people may say that I’m a foreigner. Well, I was an English DJ in a broadcast station back to high school, and I also worked as an English translator in the Canton Fair once. So here I would like to say that my English ability is fully competent to the position applied.

Besides having a good academic performance, I was actively involved in student activities. First, I was in charge of Class Athletics member of committee. Then I joined the Debate Team, and meanwhile I also joined the New Oriental English Club in our school. For my outgoing personality, I served as Communication Department director in both departments and dedicated my hard work to both teams. During my tenure, I learnt co-working and enjoyed lots of fun there.

Outside the campus I did some practice jobs. I had a two month internship in Shenzhen Glory Trading Cooperation a month ago. I worked as

a sales assistant, I did the inventory check, helped my comates to make the auditing reports, and in spare time I also made phone calls to cell our products. My boss was pleased with my performance and he asked me to recommend my classmates to join our team.

Another internship was in China Unicom Cooperation, Guangzhou Branch. Our job was to promote mobile phone cards to freshmen in South China Normal University. It came out that the activation rate of the released new cards surpassed 90%, and because of that our team was rewarded 1000 yuan by our company.

Lastly, let me tell you a bit of my interests. I recently play table tennis a lot, because I like the feeling that “one strike in a hole”. And I also like swimming, singing karaoke, watching U.S. TV shows and friends gathering. I keep the habit of learning English by reading and practicing, and I enjoy reading foreign books, especially books on Psychology. For example, “The Road Less Travelled”, it tells us to face the problems straightly and solve them at the first place they appear.

I have to say that your company is my ideal company. What’s more, I have great interests in joining your sales department; it’s so like a dream job to me. I am sure that I have the potential to become a great foreign trade salesman in our company. I wish I could soon join your team.That’s all, thanks for your listening!

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篇11:慰问信英文

范文类型:慰问信,全文共 1011 字

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Dear Mr. Gokhale:

I’m writing this letter to congratulate you on your new post in New Delhi. I am very delighted to hear of your promotion after three exciting and hardworking years in Chinese Taiwan. The diligence and enthusiasm contributed a great deal to the economic ties between India and Chinese Taiwan.

It has been a great pleasure and privilege for me to have had the opportunity of working closely with you over the past three years. You have been one of the most capable representatives in Chinese Taiwan. The cooperation and friendship that you so kindly extended to me has been most gratifying.

No doubt our paths will continue to crofrom time to time, and I look forward to maintaining close contact with you in your new capacity. Likewise, please let me know if I can be of help in Taipei. At last, I would like, once again, to expremy sincere gratitude for your efforts to improve India-Chinese Taiwan trade and investment exchange and cooperation, and I wish you a prosperous and successful future.

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篇12:计算机专业英文自我介绍_英文自我介绍_网

范文类型:自我评介,全文共 6428 字

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计算机专业英文自我介绍范文3篇

计算机专业怎么用英文自我介绍呢?本文是计算机专业的英文自我介绍范文,仅供参考。

计算机专业英文自我介绍范文一:

Good morning, my name is . it is really a great honor to have this opportunity for a interview. now I will introduce myself briefly, I am 21 years old, born in ,and currently I’m a postgraduate student of University. Though my major is Information Security, actually my tutor is an expert in computer application. I entered University 5 years ago, since I was graduated from High School. During my bachelor time, my major was software engineering.

I have passed CET4 and CET6 when I was in my sophomore year and I have acquired basic knowledge of software engineering both in theory and in practice. Besides, I have attended a java train program that was hold by the international software school and neusoft company.

The most memorable thing during my undergraduate era was a travel to, which is a town in Hunan Province. In 20xx summer vacation, our university hold a social practice activity. I took part in the activity to investigate how the ban of Agriculture tax worked. During the tour, my roommates and I worked together, lived together, I felt that we were just from one family, that’s amazing.

To learn more about computer technology, I choose to be a postgraduate and I will receive my master degree in june.20xx. I took part in two lab program. One is LAN Traffic Supervision System. The system has been developed by my tutor’s lab. It can limit the bandwidth of the hosts which are in the LAN. My work in the program was to complete the logic layer code in Java. The other program is Management Information System for University Hospital The system has been developed by the hospital and computer school. Its main target is to carry out the so called “digital campus” plan. My work in the program contains design, coding, system maintenance, writing user manual, etc.

I thought The most important work is to communicate with the doctors from time to time to ensure that our system meets their needs

I really improve my ability of dealing with other people.

well ,in my spare time ,I like reading novels and F1. The former let me think while enjoying while the latter is not only the union of speed and enthusiasm but also a fantastic show. It means challenge, to challenge the utmost speed of auto sports under limited articels.

OK,that’s all. Thank you.

The Third grade scholarship of study

The National scholarship of study

The Second grade master basic scholarship of study

The First grade master basic scholarship of study

A good command of spoken and written English.

CET-6 Certificate.

Advanced programming skill in Java.

Proficient in SQL.

Possess strong expression and learning ability.

Good at setting a harmonious relationship with others in a short time.

计算机专业英文自我介绍范文二:

my name is zhao wanjun. wanjun is my given name. wan means sweet and jun means person, so my name means a sweet-tempered girl. i actually am! but you can call me june, for your

convenience, j-u-n-e, its similar to my chinese name jun. i am from enping, a small city in the southwest of guangdong province, near hongkong and macao. maybe you have never been there before, its well known for the hot springs there. in , i got the highest score in the college entrance examinations in my city and entered zhongshan university. my major is computer science. my gpa ranks in the top 40% among all students, but i have stronger c++ programming skills than many others. also, i was the first one to learn java in my class. i was chosen by a teacher of mine to participate in his project. the project was about a lan chat room, and i developed the instant

messaging system in it. i was the only female student in this project team. besides study and the project, i worked in the student union for two years, first year as a member, next year promoted to be the general secretary. my colleagues describe me as a reliable and considerate person. ibm is top on my job hunting list for of the reasons you hear every day. i look forward to joining a famous

company as it means good training, good pay, and good people to work with, just like you gentlemen! technical support engineer is my ideal job because i have both a technical background and the ability to deal with clients. also, traveling isn’t a problem although i am a woman. (备注: 如果面对老外面试官, 则不谈性别。如果和中国面试官用英文自我介绍, 则可以谈论性别差异。此乃文化差异。) i am quite an

athlete, you see, ive been jogging in the morning for over two years! thats all of my self introduction, thank you!

我的名字是赵婉君。婉君是我的名字。湾仔是指甜,君是指人,所以我的名字是指甜脾气的女孩。我真的是这样的!但是你可以给我打电话6月,为方便起见, 6月,它类似于中国的名字我的6月,我从恩平一小城市,在广东省西南,靠近香港和澳门。也许你从来没有出现之前,那有众所周知的温泉。 在XX年,我得到的最高分在高考中我的城市,进入中山大学。我国主要的是计算机科学。我国政府采购协定排名前40 %之间的所有学生,但我有较强的c + +编程技能比其他许多人。另外,我是第一个以了解java在我班上。 我选择了教师的地雷参加他的项目。该项目是一个网络聊天室,我开发的即时通讯系统中。我是这个项目小组唯一的女学生。

除了研究报告和项目,我在学生会两年,第一年为成员,明年晋升为秘书长。我的同事描述我作为一个可靠和周到的人。

ibm是我最求职名单的原因你听到每一天。我期待着加入一个著名的公司,这意味着良好的培训,良好的薪酬和良好的人民一道,就像你们好! (点评:有互动。 )

技术支持工程师是我理想的工作,因为我既是一个技术背景和能力来处理客户。另外,旅游也没有什么问题尽管我是一个女人。 (备注:如果面对老外面试官,则不谈性别。如果和中国面试官用英文面试,则可以谈论性别差异。此乃文化差异。 )我很是运动员,你看,我一直在慢跑在上午两年多来!这是我所有的自我介绍,谢谢!

计算机专业英文自我介绍范文三:

My name is a college of Finance and Information Management

Department of computer science and application of fresh graduates.

Three years of specialized courses and minor courses related to learning, let me in the computer field with more solid theoretical basis. Through the school rooms and personal computers continue to practice, and to compare the system to use the knowledge learned in graduate design, which greatly improved the operational capability of my hands.

I am diligent, hardworking, dedication and responsibility. Lively and outgoing personality, dare to try to engage in innovation, as much as boys of the energy and vitality.

Experience similar to "white", but I believe I have the ability to face the difficulties encountered, and can quickly enter the work on track. As long as you are willing to "pick up a pen" to "paint", I believe I will be a beautiful "watercolor"!

As I started studying computer science the psychological selection as: computer and network is the main tool for the future. I believe that my insight. I know the speed of updating knowledge, I also need to continuously improve their professional standards. Not inferior to college students, because learning has no boundaries, and many opportunities for self-improvement. Most college students can be down to earth, more in charity work ability is not necessarily worse than high students he educated!

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篇13:大学生自我介绍英文范文

范文类型:自我评介,适用行业岗位:大学,学生,全文共 1277 字

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Good afternoon (morning), professors:

It is my great pleasure to be here. My name is mingmingzhou , graduated from Computer Science Department of Wuhan University.During my four-year study in the university as an under-graduate student, I have built up a solid foundation of professional knowledge, as well as a rich experience of social activities. I am a determined person, always willing to achieve higher goals.

Whats more, I am good at analysis, with a strong sense of cooperation. All of these led me to the success of passing the first round of the entrance examination to the Masters degree. Personally, I am very humorous and easy-going, enjoying a good relationship among my classmates.

In my spare time, I like to read books regarding how to be myself and how to deal with problems. Music and movies are my favorite entertainments. As for my sport interest, I could not deny my greatest interest is football. Playing this game brings me a lot of glory, happiness and passion.

All in all, Wuhan University, with a highly qualified faculty and strong academic environment is the university I have long admired. I believe that I am a very qualified applicant for admission into your Master of IT program and can contribute to the enrichment or diversity of your university.

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篇14:关于教师英文自我介绍范文

范文类型:自我评介,适用行业岗位:教师,全文共 1108 字

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good morning everyone!

im nickole. im 24. i graduated from hunan normal universaty on shuda campus. my major is english education. after graduation, i have worked for one year in li yang听kids engish. my students are between 5 and 12 years old.

im outgoing and open-minded. in my spare time, i have broad interests. such as reading, surfing the internet, listening to music and even chatting with foreign friends online if possible. i like children very much. i think children are active, innocent and pure. with them, i feel very relaxed, plesant and younger. therefore, i learned a lot from my one year working experence.

teaching children english is very interested but it is also challeging. because children are always active, even sometimes very naughty. so teachers need a lot of patience to deal with children. the most important that i have learned from my one year teacing experence is that a teacher should have the kind of听the mind that always wants to go on learning. teaching is a job at which one will never be perfet. if i have the chance, i will try my best to be a good primary english teacher.

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篇15:2024年英文优秀辞职报告范文

范文类型:辞职信,汇报报告,全文共 3387 字

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Dear Mr. Smith,

As a graduate of an institution of higher education, I have a few very basic expectations. Chief among these is that my direct superiors have an intellect that ranges above the common ground squirrel. After your consistent and annoying harassment of my co-workers and me during the commission of our duties, I can only surmise that you are one of the few true genetic wastes of our time.

Asking me, a network administrator, to explain every little nuance of everything I do each time you happen to stroll into my office is not only a waste of time, but also a waste of precious oxygen. I was hired because I know how to network computer systems, and you were apparently hired to provide amusement to myself and other employees, who watch you vainly attempt to understand the concept of cut and paste for the hundredth time.

You will never understand computers. Something as incredibly simple as binary still gives you too many options. You will also never understand why people hate you, but I am going to try and explain it to you, even though I am sure this will be just as effective as telling you what an IP address is. Your shiny new iMac has more personality than you ever will.

You walk around the building all day, shiftlessly looking for fault in others. You have a sharp dressed, useless look about you that may have worked for your interview, but now that you actually have responsibility, you pawn it off on overworked staff, hoping their talent will cover for your glaring ineptitude. In a world of managerial evolution, you are the blue-green algae that everyone else eats and laughs at. Managers like you are a sad proof of the Dilbert principle.

Since this situation is unlikely to change without you getting a full frontal lobotomy reversal, I am forced to tender my resignation. However, I have a few parting thoughts.

1. When someone calls you in reference to employment, it is illegal for you to give me a bad recommendation. The most you can say to hurt me is I prefer not to comment. I will have friends randomly call you over the next couple of years to keep you honest, because I know you would be unable to do it on your own.

2. I have all the passwords to every account on the system, and I know every password you have used for the last five years. If you decide to get cute, I am going to publish your favorites list, which I conveniently saved when you made me back up your useless files. I do believe that terms like Lolita are not usually viewed favorably by the administration.

3. When you borrowed the digital camera to take pictures of your Mothers birthday, you neglected to mention that you were going to take pictures of yourself in the mirror nude. Then you forgot to erase them like the techno-moron you really are. Suffice it to say I have never seen such odd acts with a sauce bottle, but I assure you that those have been copied and kept in safe places pending the authoring of a glowing letter of recommendation. (Try to use a spell check please; I hate having to correct your mistakes.)

Thank you for your time, and I expect the letter of recommendation on my desk by 8:00 am tomorrow. One word of this to anybody, and all of your little twisted repugnant obsessions will be open to the public. Never screw with your systems administrator. Why? Because they know what you do with all that free time!

Wishing you a grand and glorious day.

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篇16:关于学习的励志英文标语_标语_网

范文类型:提示标语,全文共 1783 字

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关于学习的励志英文标语

学习时的苦痛是暂时的,未学到的痛苦是终生的,下面是第一范文网的小编为你们整理的内容,希望你们能够喜欢

关于学习的励志英文标语

1.The time is passing. .时间在流逝。

2.One day, has not been able again to come. 一天过完,不会再来。

3.The education level represents the income. .教育程度代表收入。

4.Not matter of the today will drag tomorrow. 勿将今日之事拖到明日。

5.Today does not walk, will have to run tomorrow. 今天不走,明天要跑。

6.Please enjoy the pain which is unable to avoid. 请享受无法回避的痛苦。

7.Has not been difficult, then does not have attains.没有艰辛,便无所获。

8.The dog equally study, the gentleman equally plays. 狗一样地学,绅士一样地玩。

9.Now drips the saliva, will become tomorrow the tear. 现在淌的哈喇子,将成为明天的眼泪。

10.Thought is already is late, exactly is the earliest time. 觉得为时已晚的时候,恰恰是最早的时候。

11.Even if the present, the match does not stop changes the page .即使现在,对手也不停地翻动书页。

12.Studies this matter, lacks the time, but is lacks diligently.学习这件事,不是缺乏时间,而是缺乏努力。

13.The investment future person will be, will be loyal to the reality person.投资未来的人是,忠于现实的人。

14.Time the study pain is temporary, has not learned the pain is life-long.学习时的苦痛是暂时的,未学到的痛苦是终生的

15.Perhaps happiness does not arrange the position, but succeeds must arrange the position.幸福或许不排名次,但成功必排名次。

16.Only has compared to the others early, diligently, can feel the successful taste.只有比别人更早、更勤奋地努力,才能尝到成功的滋味。

17.Nobody can casually succeed, it comes from the thorough self-control and the will.谁也不能随随便便成功,它来自彻底的自我管理和毅力。

18.This moment will nap, you will have a dream; But this moment study,you will interpret a dream. 此刻打盹,你将做梦;而此刻学习,你将圆梦。

19.I leave uncultivated today, was precisely yesterday perishes tomorrow which person of the body implored. 我荒废的今日,正是昨日殒身之人祈求的明日

20.The study certainly is not the life complete. But, since continually life part of - studies also is unable to conquer, what but also can make?学习并不是人生的全部。但,既然连人生的一部分——学习也无法征服,还能做什么呢?

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篇17:创意的英文自我介绍

范文类型:自我评介,全文共 694 字

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Good morning/afternoon teachers and classmates.Im .I am a girl of 13.My family including my father,mother and me.I like basketball best.In addition,I also like table tennis.My favorite food is carrots.Im also very interested in snacks.What,Im good at computer.Using the computer E-mail,shopping and even solve my problems in the study and the life is so convenient.So I put my computer as my good helper.As for reading,Ive read about magic novel.Are these.Nice to meet you!I sincerely hope to make friends with you.

翻译:

好早上/下午老师和同学。我是。我是一个13岁的女孩。我家包括我爸爸,妈妈和我。我最喜欢篮球。此外,我还喜欢桌上网球。我最喜欢的食物是胡萝卜。我现在也在小吃很感兴趣。什么,我很好的电脑。用电脑发邮件,购物,甚至解决我的问题研究中,生命是如此方便。所以我把我的电脑是我的好帮手。作为阅读,我读过一些关于魔法的小说。是这些。好见到你!我真诚地希望与你交朋友。

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篇18:三年级简单的英文自我介绍范文

范文类型:自我评介,适用行业岗位:三年级,全文共 756 字

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My name is , nine years old this year, I go to school in the third grade class eight experimental primary school.

I was a tall, white skin, have a glossy black hair, two eyebrows, a pair of big eyes, others are my eyes can speak.

I was a lively and lovely little boy, my character is very outgoing, I see students who take the initiative to greet him, let alone acquaintance.

My hobby is widespread, reading "playing computer, playing, watching TV, I love reading, my shelves are full of my love of the book, a story King ,

I am a lazy child, I always do it yourself, dont let dad, mom to help, I always go to the yard is dirty clean.

I have a disadvantage when doing homework is very sloppy, I must work hard to correct this shortcoming, please see my actions!

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篇19:出纳员的英文自我评价

范文类型:自我评介,适用行业岗位:出纳,全文共 1110 字

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After a semester of study, I learned a lot of knowledge, basically adapted to the high school life. And in the school which participated in the school chorus, art teacher to help open class, was named the school three good students; - from Fangshan District, a high school student electronic platform

★ blink of an eye, high schools first semester has passed. At the same time as a representative of the language, I can also finish the task of the teacher layout; this semester I also organized a class meeting, conducted speeches, "I have been able to do a good job in this class, "Unconsciously I have the ability to improve in all aspects. I also recognize their own shortcomings, such as the lack of systematic study of the contents of the review, I do not know where to start from scratch; physical activity is not active and so on.

★ I am learning this semester progress, especially in math scores more prominent. However, I have not fully meet the goals set, mainly because they did not develop good study habits, lazy thinking is more serious, there are luck, but also the degree of effort is not enough.

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篇20:行政岗位英文自我评价

范文类型:自我评介,适用行业岗位:行政,全文共 563 字

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I am confident and optimistic, frank and frank, serious and responsible work, hard-working, cheerful personality, good communication with people, have a strong affinity. Familiar with office software operation, familiar with the use of office automation and office equipment and maintenance. Good verbal and written communication skills. Have a strong practical ability and team spirit, the work of the problems encountered can be calm and rational analysis, and find a solution to the problem, so as to be able to work independently on time to complete the task.

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