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出纳员的英文自我评价

范文类型:自我评介,适用行业岗位:出纳,全文共 1906 字

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You take a serious and responsible class work, as a representative of history and actively cooperate with teachers and class work, a strong sense of collective honor, good interpersonal relationships, others sincere, enthusiastic to help people, usually some naughty, but not rigorous in learning, some The teacher is very appreciative of your kind and smart, hope in the future to make good use of time to learn, in the next semester can achieve greater progress, the teacher believes that 3 years After that, you will be able to achieve remarkable results. Finally, wish you and your family a happy New Year, all the best!

You usually can be strict requirements from the study hard, with a high sense of responsibility and collective sense of honor, ability to highlight, as a vice squad leader to set an example, work very seriously, Good use of time, and occasionally make some small mistakes, hope to make great progress in the next semester, as a very good student in all areas, the teacher believes you will be able to do, the teacher also believes you will make every success , Go further! Teachers believe that three years later, you will be able to achieve remarkable results. Finally, wish you and your family a happy New Year, all the best! 3 you lively and outgoing personality, a better state of mind, school performance to instability, uneven development of various subjects, partial Branch phenomenon is more serious, especially for mathematics disgust. Usually on their own requirements are not strict, in the first half there are several violations of class discipline, but after education, changed a lot, only the results did not come up, the teacher hope you can make persistent efforts in the next semester, regain their own world. Teachers believe that three years later, you will be able to achieve remarkable results. Finally, wish you and your family a happy New Year, all the best!

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范文类型:自我评介,适用行业岗位:三年级,全文共 469 字

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Hello, everyone I am so glad to be here, today I will say something about myself, I like sports very much, I am good at swimming. I also like ride a bike. I think the most important thing for me is to have a good relationship with my family members and my friends. My family has always been very close my friends and I spend a lot of time together. Without them I would not be as happy as I am. I am interested in different things, new opportunities and new challenges.

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篇2:考研面试英文自我介绍

范文类型:自我评介,全文共 1740 字

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Good morning, every teacher. It’s really a great honor to have this opportunity for an interview. And I hope I can make a good performance today, eventually enroll in this prestigious university in September.

First, let me introduce myself briefly. My name is Shirley Guo, which is Guoxueli in Chinese. I am 22 years old, born in Zichang country, Shaanxi Province. I’m studying at Xi’an jiaotong University. I major in e-commerce with a minor in law. In order to improve my English and master fundamental knowledge of computer application, I have passed CET6, the C++ language examination in the National computer Rank Examination Level2 and the database examination in the National computer Rank Examination Level3 with a ease. I always believe that one will easily lag behind unless he keeps on learning. The scholarships I have won during these years could certificate that I work hard.

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篇3:英文商务邀请函范文

范文类型:邀请函,适用行业岗位:商务,全文共 434 字

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尊敬的_____;dear______:

为感谢您及贵公司对我们长期以来的支持与厚爱,我们将在____楼空中酒廊举办商务客户答谢会,尽情期待您的光临!

thanks for you and your company supports our hotel as always. we are going to arrange a cocktail party just for you at our ____ floor, we are looking forward your coming.

时间 time:_______________

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篇4:2024年小学生英文自我介绍

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hello, my name is_______. i am_______ years old. now i am studying in_______primary school. i am in grade _______, class_______.

i live in_______. there are _______ members in my family—father, mother and me. my father is a_______ but my mother is working in _______. i love both of them.

in my spare time, i like _______, and my favorite colour is_______. also i love__________very much, such as ________________.

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尊敬的领导:

您好!感谢你能在百忙之中垂阅的我的求职自荐信 !

银行的良好形象和员工素质吸引着我这位即将毕业的学生,我很愿意能为贵公司效一份微薄之力!

我是来某学校的某专业毕业生。我在校期间学习努力认真,以优异的成绩完成了专业基础知识的学习。严格要求自己,尊敬师长,积极参加学校组织的各类活动,与老师同学和睦相处,能说一口流利地英语,还在自学国际金融专业相关课程。

在业余我有计划的抽出时间去阅读各类书刊,杂志,看电视,上网,力求尽可能的扩大自己的知识面,紧跟时代步伐。在放假期间,走出校门,我尽可能的去捕捉每一个可以锻炼的机会,与不同层次的人相处,最大化的让自己零距离的与社会接触,感受人生,品位生活的酸,甜,苦,辣,让自己尽快的适应社会这个“大家庭”。

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篇6:简单的英文自我介绍

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Hello,everyone, my name is , the local person here, i am a freshmen in university and majoring in Finacial department . In addition to learning,i would like to take part in some of school activities ,go out to play with friends on holidays, of course ,singing and travel are my favorite. Now ,i have to prepared my examination of .

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篇7:自我介绍100字左右英文范文

范文类型:自我评介,全文共 324 字

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Hello everyone.My name is Happier1.I come from Guangxi.

Im very happy to come here to study with you.

This class feels just like a big family to

Im interested in sport,pop music.I also enjoy playing games on net.I would love to play with you sometime.

I hope I can become your friend soon and make our dreams come true together.

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篇8:sourcing英文自我评价

范文类型:自我评介,全文共 2478 字

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In the twinkling of an eye, one years work is spent in a tense and busy, the new year new starting point new opportunities and new challenges, I will work harder to learn, will improve my ability to work, do not live up to you Expectations, I will strive to do their jobs.

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upcoming, future work may be more difficult, more and more competition will give us a great deal of pressure, as long as the heart relaxed, the pressure into motivation, this is what we have been continuous progress Of the common ground, with the share .

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篇9:英文聘书格式_聘书_网

范文类型:聘书,全文共 1663 字

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英文聘书格式

【篇一】

Employer/Company Details:

Date: ______________________

Applicants Details:

Dear Mr. Jones

We have pleasure in confirming your appointment as _______________________ subject to the terms and conditions of your Contract of Employment as well as the Companys Policies and Procedures.

We urge you to familiarize yourself with all the relevant documents and to keep these in a safe place for future reference. Any changes will be communicated to you in writing.

Please indicate your acceptance of this appointment and the terms thereof by signing below and by returning this letter to us by close of business on ________________________20____.

We look forward to a mutually rewarding association with you.

Yours faithfully

____________________________

Name and Title of Employer

____________________________

Name of Applicant

【篇二】

Letter of appointment

The actual process of appointing a new director or trustee is likely to be set out in the constitution or trust deed. Once a new director/trustee is appointed or elected, the chair should send a formal letter of appointment setting out what is expected.

Key points to include are:

The term of appointment

The obligations of directors/trustees

Times of board meetings and the time commitment required in preparation and attendance

Fees, if any are to be paid to the director/trustee

Criteria and process for reimbursement of expenses

The evaluation process for directors/trustees

Ask to be informed of potential conflicts of interest in other activities or directorships

The induction process

The process for getting independent advice

Liability insurance — if this is relevant

Confidentiality

Acknowledgement of receipt of the letter

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篇10:关于教师英文自我介绍范文

范文类型:自我评介,适用行业岗位:教师,全文共 981 字

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I am . vocational school has had several internship experience in preschool education, preschool education practice I have a childlike innocence, love, faith, consistent from beginning to end to treat every parent and children, by the praise. I am cheerful, warm and generous.

I love teaching children, hope to learn more of your garden, better teaching experience, can better improve their own knowledge in teaching children. When I saw my classmates with that innocent smile and ask naive questions, I will be patient to answer one by one. I like kids, so I have enough patience. The childrens curiosity, let me become the encyclopedia.

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篇11:个人英文自我介绍500字

范文类型:自我评介,适用行业岗位:个人,全文共 853 字

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It is my plesure to meet you .Today I am here to apply for the position of foreign trade clerk(or assistant)。

Now let me tell you a little bit about myself.I am from province . There are four members in my family,my parents,my elder sister and I. I am always a energetic and enthusiastic person that have many hobbies .well ,I am fond of all kinds of outdoor activities such as playing tennis , doing some physicalsports and so on. (you can also say I am interested...or doing sth is also my favourite activity)this year I will gratuade from tian jin foreign studyings university, with major in foreign trade(or international trade)。

I really like this industy very much.if I am so lucky enough to be employed by your company,I will put what I have learnt together with my energy into my job and make some contribution to your company.

Thank you very much!

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篇12:国际专利许可合同附英文译本[页12]_合同范本

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国际专利许可合同(附英文译本)

11.2 a complete list of party bs patents and patent applications relevant tocontrarct product are specified in appendixl to the contract. within one month after thecontract has comeinto force party b shall despatch to party a two photostat copies ofthe letters patentsand patent application(s).article 12 taxes and duties

12.1 ail taxes, customs duties and other excises arising in connection with theperfor-mance of the contract outside the territory of party as country shall be borneby partyb.

12.2 in the execution of the contract, any income made by party b within theterritory of china shall be subject to taxation according to the tax laws of the people`srepublic of china.article 13 force majeure

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13.2 the involred party shall notify the other party by telex or cable within theshortest possible time of the occurrence of the force majeure event and within l4 daysthereaftersend by registered airmail to the other party a certificate issued by therelevant competent authori- ties for confirmation by theother party.

13.3 should the force majeure event last more than one hundred and twenty(120)con-secutive days,both, parties shall settle the question of further exccution of thecontract through friendly negotiations as soonas possible.article 14 arbitration

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14.2 the arbitration shall take place in _________, _________, and be conducted bythearbitration tribunal of the _________ in accordance with thestatutes of the said tribunal.

14.3 the arbitration award shall be final and binding upon both parties.

14.the arbitiation fee shall be borne by the losing party.

14.if the arbitration involves only a part of the contract, then in the course ofarbitra-tion, the execution of the contract shall be continued except the part which isunder arbit ra-tion.article 15 applicable law

this contract shall be governed by the laws if the peoples republic of china as totheinterpretation and performance of the contract.articl 16 duration

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篇13:优秀空乘英文自我介绍范文

范文类型:自我评介,适用行业岗位:空乘,全文共 1075 字

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Good morning/afternoon, my name is ,you can call me yanzi. I like the feeling flying in the sky like a swallow.

It is really a great honor to have this opportunity for an interview, I would like to answer whatever you may raise, and I hope I can make a good performance today.

Now I will introduce myself briefly. I am 20 years old, born in shandong province.I grow up in a sweet family,composed of my dad,mom,brother and myself. I am an optimistic and confident girl. I have full confidence in a bright future,and I believe I can do well in caac.Punctuality and diligence are crucial to most future careers,I will try my best. Altough i just graduated from school, I have confidence to venture my funture.

Scoaring in the sky as an airhostess has been a dream for me since childhood, this is why im longing for a job on a plane, and this is why Im standing here for this interview. I hope my application will be granted ,so that i will delive my best servies throughout the world as a airhostess member of caac and my dream can come ture.

Thats all. Nice talking to you .Thanks.

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篇14:外企员工英文辞职申请书

范文类型:辞职信,申请书,适用行业岗位:职员,全文共 440 字

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尊敬的Z主任:

您好!

工作近四年来,发现自己在工作、生活中,所学知识还有很多欠缺,已经不能适应社会发展的需要,因此渴望回到校园,继续深造。经过慎重考虑之后,特此提出申请:我自愿申请辞去在一切职务,敬请批准。

在近四年的时间里,我有幸得到了单位历届领导及同事们的倾心指导及热情帮助。工作上,我学到了许多宝贵的科研经验和实践技能,对科研工作有了大致的了解。生活上,得到各级领导与同事们的关照与帮助;思想上,得到领导与同事们的指导与帮助,有了更成熟与深刻的人生观。这近四年多的工作经验将是我今后学习工作中的第一笔宝贵的财富。

在这里,特别感谢YYY(上级单位)A主任、B主任、C主任在过去的工作、生活中给予的大力扶持与帮助。尤其感谢Z主任在近二年来的关照、指导以及对我的信任和在人生道路上对我的指引。感谢所有给予过我帮助的同事们。

望领导批准我的申请,并请协助办理相关离职手续,在正式离开之前我将认真继续做好目前的每一项工作。

祝您身体健康,事业顺心。并祝YYY、事业蓬勃发展。

**年**月**日

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篇15:英文教师年度工作总结范文

范文类型:工作总结,适用行业岗位:教师,全文共 1076 字

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本学期本人任九年级思想品德教学工作,回顾一年的工作,本人认真学习新的教育理论,严格要求学生,尊重学生,发扬教学民主,使学生学有所得,不断提高,从而不断提高自己的教学水平和思想觉悟,为了更好地做好今后的工作,总结经验、吸取教训:

首先,本人积极参加各种教研教改活动。

坚持组织集体备课,率先垂范,带头搞好学科教研、教改工作,每学期听课12节以上,努力学习外校先进教学方法和教学经验,提高自己的教学业务水平。

第二、认真把握教材。

把课标、教参与课本有机结合,以提高学生分析问题和解决问题能力为目标,切实落实培养学生的创新思维和创造能力,并且能利用课堂时间不断地以新型热点材料为背景创设提问角度,帮助学生拓展思路,从而使学生们分析、解决问题的能力不断提高。教学中注重培养学生的创新精神和实践能力,积极实施素质教育。精心设计每一节课,形成了“激情、丰富、深刻、互动”的教学风格,运用“问题教学法进行探究启发式教学”,结合多媒体教学手段的运用,密切联系社会热点、现实生活,课堂气氛轻松活跃,学生学习兴趣浓,积极性高。

第三,尊重学生。

重视与学生之间的情感交流和培养,在严格管理的同时能尊重学生的学习热情和认知能力,提出与学生自身水平相当的问题,鼓励他们大胆探索,共同提高。

在遵守纪律方面,本人严格遵守学校的各项规章制度,不迟到、不早退、有事主动请假。在工作中,尊敬领导、团结同事,能正确处理好与领导同事之间的关系。平时,勤俭节约、任劳任怨、对人真诚、热爱学生、人际关系和谐融洽,从不闹无原则的纠纷,处处以一名人民教师的要求来规范自己的言行,毫不松懈地培养自己的综合素质和能力。

第四、辅导——面向全体,关注个别。

在课后,我根据不同层次的学生的情况进行相应的辅导,以满足不同层次的学生的不同需求,免了只重视优生忽视后进生的思想和做法。在课后的辅导中我加大了对后进生的辅导力度。我对后进生的辅导,要是学习思想的辅导,解决学生的疑难问题的同时,不断的给予鼓励和支持,让他们认识到学习的重要性和必要性,逐渐培养他们学习的兴趣,事实证明,我的这一做法收到了很好的效果。

总之,教育工作是一项常做常新、永无止境的工作。社会在发展,时代在前进,学生的特点和问题也随着社会的不断发展发生着不断的变化。作为有责任感的教育工作者,必须以高度的敏感性和自觉性,及时发现、研究和解决教育教学工作中的新情况、新问题,掌握其特点、发现其规律,尽职尽责地做好工作,以完成我们肩负的神圣思想品德使命。“学高为师身正为范”、

成绩已经成为过去,在今后的教学生涯中,我将一如既往地严格要求自己,刻苦钻研教育教学。

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篇16:2024年小学生英文自我介绍

范文类型:自我评介,适用行业岗位:小学,学生,全文共 693 字

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Good morning, everybody! Today, Im very happy. Let me introduce myself to you. My name is . My English name is Eileen. Im 8. I study in Class 1 Grade 2 in The Shiyan Primary School of Shiqiao. Im an active girl. I like playing table tennis and badminton,because I think theyre very interesting. And I also skip rope at school everyday. Id like eating potatoes. Theyre tasty.

My favourite colour is pink. And I like chinese best. Its funny. On weekends, I like reading in my room and going skating on The Panyu Square. I have a happy family. My father, my mother and me. My dream is to be a painter, because I like drawing very much. Im a happy girl. Thank you for listening! Please remember me!

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篇17:个人入职自我介绍英文

范文类型:自我评介,适用行业岗位:个人,全文共 1753 字

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Leaders and colleagues:

Hello ~!

My name is , now a company as assistant chairman. I graduated from the accounting department, Hebei Institute of business integrity, easy to get along with people; likes reading, climbing and singing.

I am very pleased and honored to join the key Jun the family, here not only provides a growing exercise for me, showing a good platform for self, but also let me have the opportunity to meet new colleagues, more new friends. In this way, I am very grateful to the leadership, thank you can give me a such a good chance.

I had just arrived, there are many aspects of the knowledge need to learn, but also hope in the future we can work a lot of advice! I will be the fastest time to adapt to the new environment. I hope you can give full play to their professional expertise in the future work, make full use of my more than 3 years of work experience in Nanjing, combined with the companys actual operation, careful work. Work efficient matters assigned by the leadership of the company, as a key force Jun will contribute own.

Tough character, hard-working attitude, self display, self challenge! This is me, hope to be in your company, display my talents, bring more benefits to the harvest of your company, I believe I can work together with colleagues, together to create a new world, you will not live up to the expectations of the leadership here. I will work hard, hard work and good performance. Bring benefits for the company. I believe that through our mutual understanding and mutual understanding, we will not only become a career go hand in hand with the struggle of his comrades, it will become the life of like-minded, woe to friends.

Finally, I wish you a and for our common cause and work hard!

Thank you all!

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篇18:律师助理自荐信范文

范文类型:自荐稿,适用行业岗位:律师,助理,全文共 688 字

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领导:

您好!

以下是我的个人自我介绍:在公司工作三年多时间里,我先后从事多种工作,积累了一些实践经验;同时,利用工作之余报读中国经济管理大学的在职mba《职业经理人》学习,并顺利通过学校的考试和导师的认可,并取得《国际注册职业经理人证书》和研究生学历,同时不断的自我学习管理学大师余世维博士和知名管理学院的相关课程及大量有关企业战略发展、经营管理、营销策略、人才激励等录像和文字资料,对企业经营有了一个初步了解。通过学习,发现成功并不是想象中的那么困难:正确的目标+详实的计划+顽强的意志=成功;人人都可以成功;经营企业也是这样。也正是因为学习,让我获得了知识,增长了自信,不但使我喜欢上了质量管理行业,而且逐步明确了人生职业理想,争取成为质量管理领域的专家。

大胜靠德。我是品德成功论的忠实信徒,但并不排斥个人魅力论。因此,我在把诚信作为自己核心价值观的同时,也重视培养自己积极主动的心态以及维持良好人际关系的圆熟技巧。

独木难成林。在以往的学习工作生活中,我与他人融洽相处、团结合作,在培养了我良好的团队合作精神的同时,也锻炼了自己的管理、沟通和协调能力。我渴望迎接新的挑战,我希望我能管理公司整个品管部,这个工作非常适合我的发展方向和兴趣所在。

诚然,在日新月异的当今社会,在日趋激烈的人才竞争中,我还欠缺很多,但我相信,若有幸得到公司全体同仁的信任和指导,具有谦虚好学、务实上进、追求卓越以及坚韧性格和奋斗精神的我,定能在您的指导下,在丰富的实际工作中不断提高,日趋完善。同时,我也会竭我所能献出我的才智,以报答领导的知遇之恩。

此致

敬礼

自荐人:第一范文网

20xx年xx月xx日

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篇19:marketing英文简历自我评价

范文类型:求职应聘,自我评介,全文共 1158 字

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1, I am cheerful, sincere people, optimistic, broad interests, have strong organizational skills and the ability to adapt, and has strong management planning and organizational management and coordination capacity.

2, faithful honest, principled, says it will do, and never shirk responsibility; self-control, do things always adhere to the beginnings and ends, never give up halfway; willing to learn, have a problem, not to escape, an open mind is willing to learn from others; confident but not conceited not self-centered; are willing to accept the superior who commends humility, with authority; will use 100% of the enthusiasm and energy into work; approachable. Is sincere, cheerful, proactive, adaptable, studious, down to earth, there is a strong team spirit, proactive work attitude seriously.

3, cheerful, optimistic, broad interests, adaptable, quick, diligent, practical, serious and responsible, determination, hard, have the courage to meet new challenges.

4, it is warm and cheerful personality, friendly, honest and humble. Hard-working, serious and responsible, hard working, conscientious, patient. Affinity, approachable, good communication.

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篇20:2024年英文优秀辞职报告范文

范文类型:辞职信,汇报报告,全文共 3387 字

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Dear Mr. Smith,

As a graduate of an institution of higher education, I have a few very basic expectations. Chief among these is that my direct superiors have an intellect that ranges above the common ground squirrel. After your consistent and annoying harassment of my co-workers and me during the commission of our duties, I can only surmise that you are one of the few true genetic wastes of our time.

Asking me, a network administrator, to explain every little nuance of everything I do each time you happen to stroll into my office is not only a waste of time, but also a waste of precious oxygen. I was hired because I know how to network computer systems, and you were apparently hired to provide amusement to myself and other employees, who watch you vainly attempt to understand the concept of cut and paste for the hundredth time.

You will never understand computers. Something as incredibly simple as binary still gives you too many options. You will also never understand why people hate you, but I am going to try and explain it to you, even though I am sure this will be just as effective as telling you what an IP address is. Your shiny new iMac has more personality than you ever will.

You walk around the building all day, shiftlessly looking for fault in others. You have a sharp dressed, useless look about you that may have worked for your interview, but now that you actually have responsibility, you pawn it off on overworked staff, hoping their talent will cover for your glaring ineptitude. In a world of managerial evolution, you are the blue-green algae that everyone else eats and laughs at. Managers like you are a sad proof of the Dilbert principle.

Since this situation is unlikely to change without you getting a full frontal lobotomy reversal, I am forced to tender my resignation. However, I have a few parting thoughts.

1. When someone calls you in reference to employment, it is illegal for you to give me a bad recommendation. The most you can say to hurt me is I prefer not to comment. I will have friends randomly call you over the next couple of years to keep you honest, because I know you would be unable to do it on your own.

2. I have all the passwords to every account on the system, and I know every password you have used for the last five years. If you decide to get cute, I am going to publish your favorites list, which I conveniently saved when you made me back up your useless files. I do believe that terms like Lolita are not usually viewed favorably by the administration.

3. When you borrowed the digital camera to take pictures of your Mothers birthday, you neglected to mention that you were going to take pictures of yourself in the mirror nude. Then you forgot to erase them like the techno-moron you really are. Suffice it to say I have never seen such odd acts with a sauce bottle, but I assure you that those have been copied and kept in safe places pending the authoring of a glowing letter of recommendation. (Try to use a spell check please; I hate having to correct your mistakes.)

Thank you for your time, and I expect the letter of recommendation on my desk by 8:00 am tomorrow. One word of this to anybody, and all of your little twisted repugnant obsessions will be open to the public. Never screw with your systems administrator. Why? Because they know what you do with all that free time!

Wishing you a grand and glorious day.

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