漂亮的英文怎么拼(精彩20篇)

大家上午好!

我是浙江杭州人，大家都知道杭州西湖吧，什么时候去玩，我当你们导游，包你们玩得尽兴。

我来到博思达已经一个星期了，这一周我们几个新员工都在学习公司的企业文化，以及培训业务能力。非常感谢公司给我这个平台，给我学习、锻炼的机会!我一定好好努力。就像企业文化中所说的：自强不息，坚持到底!作为一名新员工，虽然我之前也有过一些业务经验，但是来到这个新环境，还有很多地方需要学习，到时候还请各位同事不吝赐教。

我知道博思达是个人才济济的公司，单就这一周来的培训来说，我就学到很多从来没有学到的东西。如今信息技术飞速发展，要想不被淘汰，学习是关键，多学点知识技能充实自己，才有竞争力。作为新员工，我一定会主动向给位前辈学习，希望能够得到大家的帮助。当然我也会努力完成领导交代的任务!

一个人强不是强，大家强才是真的强!我相信在我们的共同努力下一定会把博思达经营得越来越好!

谢谢大家!

Hi.My name is Hu, hi ZheLi, 12 years old this year, in the sixth grade primary school student Zhang Lou, I tall, big eyes, round face, a smile will reveal two dimples. I am the father, mothers only daughter, because I am cheerful, lively and clever, so Dad, mom love is mom, Dad, darling; in the school called "the happy elf". Although I look not so beautiful, but I was a good student in school, at home is a good boy, in the community to help a good boy, is a good example for the students.

Once, I went to my aunt, see a disabled legs on the road. Her grandmother on crutches, holding a lot of things, there is the back of a big bag, very convenient to walk. At this time, I ran up to her, said: "grandma, you this is where to go I take you to?!, I help you with something!" the old woman looked at me, with tears in her eyes, said excitedly: "no, thank you, youre a good boy!" I quickly said: "no thanks, my job is to help you, as a pupil, dont do this?" he said, I will put the bag on the back with some I helped my old grandmother with both legs to go home. I was very tired that day, but my heart was sweeter than eating honey, because I did something meaningful

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Good morning， dear professors.

Thank you for giving me the opportunity to have this interview.

I am 姓名，graduating from the Department of 专业 at 大学 University. Born into a middle-class family in 城市，省份，I have been influenced by my father‘s keen interest in 学科。 He teaches 学科 in a University and always tells me a lot about 学科内容。

Therefore， when I was a little kid， I enjoyed reading stories about the 学科，from……to……

That‘s why I decided to take 学科 as my major in university.

I am open-minded， quick in thought and very fond of 学科。 In my spare time， I have broad interests like many other students. I like reading books， especially those about 学科。I also like English very much， and have pass CET-6 this last year， but I do think there‘s still a long way to go， so I won’t give up my English study， and I‘ll keep improving my oral and listening ability. Thank you very much for your time and attention.

good morning, my name is jack. it is really a great honor to have this opportunity for an interview. i would like to answer whatever you may raise, and i hope i can make a good performance today, and eventually enroll in this prestigious university in september.

now i will introduce myself briefly. i am 21 years old. i was born in heilongjiang province, northeast of china. i am a senior student at beijing university. my major is packaging engineering. and i will receive my bachelor degree after my graduation in june. in the past 4 years, i spend most of my time on study. i have passed cet4/6 with an ease. and i have acquired basic knowledge of packaging and publishing both in theory and in practice. besides, i have attended several packaging exhibition held in beijing. this is our advantage study here. moreover, i have taken a tour to some big factory and company. through these i have a deeply understanding of domestic packaging industry.

compared to developed countries such as us, unfortunately, although we have made extraordinary progress since 1978, our packaging industry are still underdeveloped, mess, unstable, the situation of employees in this field are awkward. but i have full confidence in a bright future if only our economy can keep the growth pace still.

i guess you maybe interested in what is my plan during graduate study life. i would like to tell you that pursue law is one of my lifelong goal. i like my major packaging and i won’t give up. if i can pursue my master degree here i will combine law with my former education. i will work hard in these fields, patent, trademark, copyright, on the base of my years study in department of …

my character, i cannot describe it well, but i know i am optimistic and confident. sometimes i prefer to stay alone, reading, listening to music, but i am not lonely, i like to chat with my classmates, almost talk everything. my favorite pastime is basketball, playing cards or surfing online. through college life, i learn how to balance between study and entertainment. by the way, i was a actor of our amazing drama club. i had a few glorious memories on stage. that is my pride.

Hello, I am Chongqing Jiangbei information application vocational and technical school 09, class 4 students, my name is this years graduates apply for job net, this year 18 years old, from the mustard town of Fuling

I usually like singing, playing badminton, in the class, I served as squad leader, and actively assist teachers to manage the affairs of the class

I was in the school activities of school students propaganda minister and actively participate in the school organization, I got the University 20xx year anniversary Hongyan spirit first prize in the speech contest, I am also a member of the school honor guard ceremony.

For the conductor, since I have a special feeling, because my father and mother are on the railway workers, childhood, whenever a train from me by, I think what I can put on the train set of fascinating uniforms, riding in the country Okawa river.

Today, I finally have the chance to realize my childhood dream

If I am lucky enough to be elected, I must be earnest and steadfast in the full leadership of every task given to me

Please leaders, believe me, I will certainly be an excellent train attendant!

初一30秒到60秒英语自我介绍

自我介绍在我们的生活中会经常用到，如何让初一学生的英文自我介绍起到让人耳目一新的效果需要一定的技巧，在演讲中这也是大家需要注意的，下面是第一范文网小编整理的初一30秒到60秒英语自我介绍，欢迎大家阅读。

初一30秒到60秒英语自我介绍篇1

Hello, Everybody! I am very glad to stand here to give you my introduction. I am from Liangbing Middle School. I am studying in Class 1,Grade 7. I love my hometown Liangbing because it’s a very beautiful town.

I have many hobbies, such as reading books, listening to music, surfing the Internet and traveling. But listening to music is my favorite. I like pop music best. My idol are Jay. I am a lively girl. I like making friends and chatting with them. I can play the Chinese Kungfu. I passed all ten levels when I was in Grade 5.However, because of the busy study, I don’t have any free time to practise it. What a pity!I am good at Math and English and I like English better. In my opinion, it’s very easy and fun to learn and use English and this contest is a great chance for me to learn English from others. My saying is god help those who help themselves and I will never give up during my course of learning.

Now, after listening to my introduction, do you know me well?

That’s all. Thank you!

初一30秒到60秒英语自我介绍篇2

Hello, everyone! My name is and my English name is . I’m 15 years old. I’m a student in a very beautiful school called Liangbing Middle School and I am in Class 1 Grade 7. My hometown Liangbing is also a beautiful town.

I’m very happy and I like to make friends with others. I also like singing but traveling is my favorite, I have been to many interesting places in China but I haven’t been to other countries. What a pity!

At school, I study Chinese,math, English, history, politics and so on. I like all of them. I often help my teacher take care of my class and I think I am a good helper. I live with my parents and we go home on time every day.

When I am at home, I often help my mother do some housework and my mother said I am a good helper, too. My mother is a barber.She cuts hair very well.She is kind.Many people like her. she often teaches me the way of learning well, if you want to learn English well, here is some of my advice. At first , you must read many articles and know many words, if you meet up with some new words, you can look them up in the dictionary, you should know their meanings, how to read them and spell them. If you keep working hard, you will be successful. Then, you ought to speak English as much as possible. Remember an old saying, Nothing is impossible in the world if you put your heart into it. That’s all, thank you.

初一30秒到60秒英语自我介绍篇3

I have spent fifteen years in my life. So, this is my ninth year to study. By the way, my name is WengJingru. My father thought hard about my name. He consulted the dictionary two times to find how to name me. Of course, this name is very good and I like it very much.

Sometimes I think I am a little strange. Because I often think the world isn’t full of happiness. And I want to be different from others. I hate superficial people. But always I am very out-going and kind to others. I can’t say ‘no’ to others. So I don’t know how to refuse.

I can’t see I am a pretty girl, but I am not an ugly person, either. I am very general. I can’t say too much about my appearance.

In this term, I make a little progress in my study. In my life, I have my parents’ love, and many, many people’s love. I am happy. I achieved so much, and I also lost so much.

My star sign is Aquarius. It represents kindness and wisdom. But I don’t think I am such a clever person. Maybe I am modest. Aquarius has many friends. It also says that some people think I am strange because I hate to be like others. I try to do everything differently.

I like yellow the most. Yellow is the color of the sun, it can remind me of a warm, sunny day. Yellow is also the color of wisdom. And I like it because it is one of the colors that are vivid.

Of course, most students have problems in their study. I don’t know how to make progress. I think I should work harder. That is the only way.

I like reading very much. My favorite writer is GuoJingming. And now I am reading a book called ‘Gone with Wind’. I keep reading half an hour every day.

I like English and Chinese best. I want to establish an English club. I want everyone to speak English in the daily life.

All above are my real things. I hope everyone will like me.

尊敬的领导：

您好!

当您打开这份求职信的时候，您已经为我打开了通往机遇与成功的大门。首先，非常感谢您百忙之中抽空阅读我的简历，有助您在激烈的市场竞争与知识经济的大潮中录求到综合型的跨世纪人才。 敬请留意后面的内容，相信您一定不会失望，谢谢!

我叫，贵州省xx人，是xx职业技术学院水利水电工程技术专业往届毕业生，已经踏入社会的我，谨向您们坦诚介绍自己。我出生于一个温馨朴实的农民家庭里，让我懂得了作为一个农民的艰辛和为了我做的一切。而多年的工作经历更磨练了我独立生活适应环境的能力和培养了我团结、积极进取的团队精神，由于我积极进取的表现和认真学习的态度，曾获得了许多奖励和荣誉。

三年的学校生活和一年多工作实践，不仅让我掌握了牢固的专业知识，而且很大程度上提高了我的综合素质，增强了自己的工作能力，锻炼了自己的组织策划和社交方面的能力。在学习和工作中，我踊跃参加各种活动，积累了丰富的工作经验。

为了适应当代社会对人才全面发展的需求，我除了掌握好本专业的知识外，了解和掌握了计算机应用方面的基本知识，我相信我能为贵公司创造财富!

在您即将读完这份简历之际，有几句话想对您说：黄土地给了我强健的体魂，贫穷落后的家乡铸就出我的吃苦耐劳与坚毅不拔的精神。多年来所受的教育与锻炼也使我能够适应这个飞速发展的社会，衷心希望能为贵公司效力，为贵公司的事业发展贡献我的才智。 不必在乎我曾取得什么，请关注我的未来! 再次衷心感谢您 !

此致

敬礼!

国际专利许可合同(附英文)

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9.2 party b guarantees that the technical documents to be supplied by party b are

com-plete，correct，legible and are to be despatched in time.

9.3 if the documents suppied by party b are not in conformity with the stipulation

in article 6， party b shall， within the shortext possible time but not later than 3o

days after re-ceipt of party a’s written notice， despatch free of charge to party a

the missing or the cor- rcet and legible technical socuments.

9.4 if party b fails to despatch the said documents within the stipulated period as

per appendix 2 party b shall pay penalty to party a in the following proportions:

(a)...percent of the total contract price for delay from 1 to 4 weeks.

(b)...percent of the total contract price for delay form 5 to 8 weeks.

(c)...percent of the total contract price for delay exceeding weeks;

9.5 the payment of penalties by party b to party a as stipulated in article 9 shll

not releve party b of its obligation to deliver the said documents.

9.6 whenever the delay in delivering the said documents exceeds 6 months， party a

shall be entitled to terminate the contract at its discretion and party b shall be

obliged to re- fund party a all its payments together with the corresponding ingerest

at the rate of... per-cent per annum.

9.7 if the verification tests fail with the responsibility lying with party b and

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Good afternoon (morning), professors：

It is my great pleasure to be here. My name is mingmingzhou , graduated from Computer Science Department of Wuhan University.During my four-year study in the university as an under-graduate student, I have built up a solid foundation of professional knowledge, as well as a rich experience of social activities. I am a determined person, always willing to achieve higher goals.

Whats more, I am good at analysis, with a strong sense of cooperation. All of these led me to the success of passing the first round of the entrance examination to the Masters degree. Personally, I am very humorous and easy-going, enjoying a good relationship among my classmates.

In my spare time, I like to read books regarding how to be myself and how to deal with problems. Music and movies are my favorite entertainments. As for my sport interest, I could not deny my greatest interest is football. Playing this game brings me a lot of glory, happiness and passion.

All in all, Wuhan University, with a highly qualified faculty and strong academic environment is the university I have long admired. I believe that I am a very qualified applicant for admission into your Master of IT program and can contribute to the enrichment or diversity of your university. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION!

Dear Ms. Iwasaki,

Thank you for your positive comments regarding your experience while staying with the Westin Shanghai.

At the outset, please accept our most sincere apologies for the inconvenience caused. Kindly rest assures that your concern has been well taken and communicated to all concerned for immediate improvement. Ms. Iwasaki, as we’ve conducted a thorough investigation about all pinpointed issues you bought out. Please allow us to explain the outcome for your reference.

Upon your arrival, our agent failed to locate your reservation. We sincerely apology as our associate obviously mistakenly implemented the standard checking in procedure. The reservation for you and Ms. Hinako Muto were made early November, and never been deleted. We understand that you may requested the King Size room but actually we could not satisfy your request.

我叫。今年21岁，现就读于私立华联学院。出生于一个农村家庭，贫困把我磨练成一个自立、责任心强、善于理解别人的人。这都是多亏了我的父母的培养与以身作则。父母辛辛苦苦把我送来广州读大学，我非常感谢他们!所以在校间我非常认真地学习，课余时间还做些兼职来减轻家里的负担。在XX年9月份时，曾在北大青鸟做过派单员;XX年3月份~5月份在学校的美食厅做过服务员;XX年9月份~XX年11月份在图书馆做日文打字员，受到馆长和老师们的一致好评，还获得了工作优秀奖金;XX年寒假在百家通购物中心做过令品部的营业员;XX年3月~12月参加勤工俭学扫课室工作，每个月都因工作优秀而有奖金加.快毕业了，希望能够找到份好的工作来作为能父母的回报。我知道我刚出茅庐，什么都不懂，但我非常好学与勤奋，希望贵公司能给与我个发展的机会。

Dear teachers and schoolmates, how do you do?:

My name is Li Mei, I am a freshman just entered high school, like many freshmen, I with a curious and have a strong desire for knowledge of the heart to the sacred temple. Below I give everybody to introduce myself, let more people understand me.

I graduated from high school, in September of this year to the school , standing here today very happy. I love mathematics and physics, because in the usual course of study, I love brains, in mathematics, physics and computing ability is very good. For the category of books, I also have a unique opinions.

I usually love reading, like prose, novels, short stories have dabbled in. I love the book is "how to make steel >, admire the hero of the book of senior high school students self introduction 3 selected high school students self introduction. I selected 3 articles usually also love singing, if you can for music, we make friends!

Just entered high school, this is strange to me, but I am not afraid. Because we always went to a strange environment to survive. After I enter the society in the future, will enter the strange world more, I need to struggle to survive, in order to lay the foundation for the future, so good today. I should work harder than before.

In order to make contributions to society later, from the progress of high school, I am determined to study hard, with their own knowledge of the return of society, as a useful person for the community!

This is my future, in order to work hard. I believe that if I try to do, you can enter a good university, through the study of professional knowledge, time for better social contribution. If you have problems, hope to everyone in the class to the exhibitions, thank you!

Dear Daisy

My falies thank you for your encouraging letter of condolence on the nt of our bereavent.

During the past several days we had been deeply saddened by the loss of our beloved Maureen, but now we have been quiteforted by the kindness and syathy of those relatives and friends, includingpany and distant nation.

Thank you again for your kindness.

Yours very sincerely,

Robin

After 2-x years have passed, I entered has been a full two years, although halfway had left for two months, but I will cherish my choice - to be a qualified cashier.

I remember once heard such a sentence: "The more difficult place, the more able to exercise the will of the people, the more people can feel full." came to work more to feel the meaning of this sentence. Basically, every day at the same checkout for a few hours, in the face of countless customers, of which the hardship is self-evident. But I did not give up, especially in our shop, each time to take turns to the back door to work, it is winter, we suffered the cold is to be imagined. Every time I go to the back door to work, hands, feet all frozen swollen, the summer sun direct us, but I did not give up over insistence. "The customer is God," the purpose of cashiers in this ordinary post, the burden on the shoulder is not light: the same day a repeat of the work, but also to explain to customers all their questions, and no matter how harsh the customer said , Must learn to endure all the grievances in my heart.

In the past work, we always encounter some problems, such as commodity price and computer does not match, we should promptly notify the team to verify, and to ask the patience of customers, there must be a smile service, when you Smile to customers, no matter how dissatisfied with our customers, this time his mood will be followed by sunny. Smile is the most charming expression, a smile does not charge a penny to give a lot of people know how to smile on life, will have a beautiful life, when you smile when the world is smiling to you. Then there is to pay attention to language art: "Do not quarrel with the customer, not insult, sarcasm, satire customers."

The above is what I feel most in the work, I hope I can work in the future to do so. I believe that as long as all our staff work together, tomorrow will be more brilliant!

大家好，我叫__，丹东本地人，是一名大四学生，现在德鼎担任外贸实习生一职。我性格开朗，乐观爱笑，做事认真，乐于与他人交流。平时喜欢看书，爬山和运动。(欢迎大家推荐好书，我们一起交流)最喜欢的一句话是：能用汗水解决的事情，绝不用泪水。大学的专业是英语(国际贸易方向),我来到这里已经一个月了，虽然只有一个月的时间，但在这短短一个月里，我能充分的感受到公司领导对于工作的严谨细致，对员工的无微不至，同事们对于工作的认真负责，同事间关系的和谐融洽，所以感到非常高兴也非常荣幸能加入这个大家庭中来，这里不仅为我提供了一个成长锻炼，展示自我的良好舞台，也让我有机会认识更多的新同事，新朋友。作为一名进入一个全新工作环境的新员工来说，尽管在过去的学生会工作中积累了一定的工作经验，但刚进入公司，难免还是会有些压力。为了能让自己尽早进入工作状态和适应工作环境，有问题及时请教同事，积极学习工作所需要的各项专业知识，努力提高自己的水平。这段时间我学到了很多知识，过得非常充实和快乐。

在这里，我要特别感谢在这段时间帮助过我的领导和同事，谢谢领导们能给我一次这么好的实习机会，谢谢同事们无微不至的关怀和不厌其烦的帮助，才使得刚刚从象牙塔中走出来的我尽早从一种紧张情绪中解放出来，使我尽快地适应了环境，全情的投入了工作。我深知，还有许多方方面面的知识需要向大家学习，还望在以后的工作中大家能够多多指教。

当然我也明白，唯有积极行动才能带来丰硕的成果。为了做好这份工作，我正用心的完成领导交给我的每一项任务。希望自己能在今后的工作中充分发挥自己的专业特长，高效率完成公司领导安排的每一项工作，为公司的明天贡献自己的一份力量。

所以在日后的工作中，我依然会主动去了解并适应环境，同时也要将自己优越的方面展现给公司，在充分信任和合作的基础上与大家建立良好的关系。除此之外，我还要时刻保持高昂的学习激情，不断地补充知识，提高技能，以适应公司发展。在工作中我可能会有迷茫和压力，但是我会注重细节的积累，今天的一点变化，明天的一点努力，后天的一点学习，这样不断的日积月累，珍惜时间，严格要求自己，就一定能够取得进步。

最后跟大家分享一个小故事：据说古罗马人有两座圣殿：一座是勤奋的圣殿，另一座是荣誉的圣殿。他们在安排座位时有一个顺序，就是人们必须经过前者，才能到达后者。他们的寓意是，勤奋是通往荣誉的必经之路。那些试图绕过勤奋寻找荣誉的人，势必会挡在荣誉的大门之外。所以，为了实现自己大大的梦想，请勤奋工作，从现在开始。

我的新员工入职自我介绍就到这里，真诚的谢谢大家，并祝愿大家在新的一年心想事成，万事胜意!祝愿我们的公司蓬勃发展，再铸辉煌!

it is my pleasure to be given a chance for your interview. now, let me make a self-introduction.

my name is …. i am 24 years old. i come from the famous north china waterside city----liaocheng. it is a very beautiful city. there are four members in my family: my parents, my brother and me. i love them very much. during my preparing for coming here, my parents love and support has always been my power. i will be able to repay them.

when i was a young girl, asked about the ideal, i am very proud to say that i grow up to be a doctor. therefore, the college entrance examination, i chose to taishan medical university. at the same time, i am very fortunate to be accepted by it. now, i am about to graduate. i am striving for obtaining a key to taishan medical university again. i hope i can be accepted by it.

in the past five years, i have been preparing for the postgraduate examination. it has been my dream to be a postgraduate. i am open-minded, quick in thought and fond of clinical medicine. frequently i exchange with other people by making comments. i like reading books, especially those about medical books. i like the library very much. during my college years, i found web sign very interesting, so i learned it hard. therefore, i have a good command of network application. i am skillful in searching for information on internet. well, in my spare time, i have broad interests like many other youngsters. i will try my best to finish it no matter how difficult it is. also, english is my favorite. i often go to english corner to practice my oral english. i read english newspapers, for example, china daily.

i am optimistic and stronger. i like to smile. i often say to my friends, “i hope that the sars will always accompany you”. this is not a virus, smile and remain smile. the weakness is that i like the quest for a perfect. but, in this world, there is no perfect thing.

i always believe that where there is a will, there is a way. of course, if i am give a chance to study in this famous university, i will concentrate on my study and make great efforts to master a good command of advance clinical medicine.

ok, that’s all. thank you for attention.

Dear Sir,

If an ability to learn fast and to work efficiently is important to you, then I may be the right one for the position you offered .Please consider my application for the position.

I am supposed to graduate from Bussniess School of HuBei Uniersity of Tcchnology in international economy and trade in July 20xx. The three -year education endowed me with a general knowledge and good command of professional knowledge，as well as basic computer knowledge. I have passed all the courses and achieved excellent grade. Outside classroom, I was very active and took part in different extracurricular activities. I have been doing many part-time jobs such as sales and others that you can see in my resume. All these experiences contributed much to the development and promotion of my organization and communication ability.

I am a woman who has a strong and creative mind, plus flexibility of cooperation, public relations skills and so on. I would bring a delighted new interest and enthusiasm, and that, of course, would mean more efficient and better work for you. Have you an opening for a young woman who believes that she has something to offer? If you wish to see me, I will be very pleased to come in for an interview. I should esteem it a great favor if you could give me an opportunity to try to serve you in the position.

Thank you for your consideration

Yours sincerely

[Date]

Dear Professor _____________

We are so pleased that you will be visiting Stanford to speak at our _______ Research Workshop on [date]. To show our appreciation for your willingness to share your research, we would like to offer you a modest $_______ honoraria, assuming your visa and tax status allow you to accept this. Please be aware that honoraria payments may be subject to up to 37% withholding. In order to process this, we will need you to complete some paperwork; we will be in touch shortly about this. If you would like our assistance securing a visa to enter the United States, or an ITIN (tax identification number required to receive honoraria payments), please let us know—we will be glad to help with this. We are also prepared to cover the costs (up to $______) for your travel to and accommodations in the Stanford area. We can make and pay directly for travel arrangements for you, or, if you prefer, we can reimburse your for reasonable expenses (i.e. coach-class airfare for flights under eight hours in length, no entertainment or alcohol-related expenditures, tips 15% or less). If you choose the latter option, we will provide you with the forms and information necessary to be reimbursed by Stanford.

Sponsored by a grant form the Mellon Foundation, the Research Workshops at Stanford are unique spaces where scholars from a variety of disciplines and professional cohorts meet to discuss work in progress in their fields of interest. I think you will enjoy a lively exchange of ideas with a diverse audience of faculty and graduate students in your workshop. We will most certainly enjoy the opportunity to meet and exchange ideas with you in this informal, collegial atmosphere.

If there are specific scholars at Stanford you would like to invite to your talk, please feel free to do so. We will be back in touch soon to coordinate the logistics of your visit. In the meantime, if you have any questions, please feel free to contact myself or __________, our workshop’s Graduate Student Coordinator (insert contact info here). The Stanford Humanities Center, the research center on campus that manages the Mellon Workshop Program, may also contact you.

Best wishes,

Faculty Coordinator

Name of Workshop

Stanford University

my name is steven cheung

i hold a bachelor of science in nursing. the course has provided me the formal training necessary to be a nurse. besides, i possess ten years of extensive experience ranging from nursing assistant to nursing supervisor at xyz hospital. my responsibilities include patient assessment and staff development, as well as the coordination of other health care services such as dietary, food nutrition, physical therapy and pharmacy.

i believe my strong clinical background and experience make me a valuable asset to your hospital. i would be pleased to attend an interview.

Dear Mr. Smith，

As a graduate of an institution of higher education， I have a few very basic expectations. Chief among these is that my direct superiors have an intellect that ranges above the common ground squirrel. After your consistent and annoying harassment of my co-workers and me during the commission of our duties， I can only surmise that you are one of the few true genetic wastes of our time.

Asking me， a network administrator， to explain every little nuance of everything I do each time you happen to stroll into my office is not only a waste of time， but also a waste of precious oxygen. I was hired because I know how to network computer systems， and you were apparently hired to provide amusement to myself and other employees， who watch you vainly attempt to understand the concept of cut and paste for the hundredth time.

You will never understand computers. Something as incredibly simple as binary still gives you too many options. You will also never understand why people hate you， but I am going to try and explain it to you， even though I am sure this will be just as effective as telling you what an IP address is. Your shiny new iMac has more personality than you ever will.

You walk around the building all day， shiftlessly looking for fault in others. You have a sharp dressed， useless look about you that may have worked for your interview， but now that you actually have responsibility， you pawn it off on overworked staff， hoping their talent will cover for your glaring ineptitude. In a world of managerial evolution， you are the blue-green algae that everyone else eats and laughs at. Managers like you are a sad proof of the Dilbert principle.

Since this situation is unlikely to change without you getting a full frontal lobotomy reversal， I am forced to tender my resignation. However， I have a few parting thoughts.

1. When someone calls you in reference to employment， it is illegal for you to give me a bad recommendation. The most you can say to hurt me is I prefer not to comment. I will have friends randomly call you over the next couple of years to keep you honest， because I know you would be unable to do it on your own.

2. I have all the passwords to every account on the system， and I know every password you have used for the last five years. If you decide to get cute， I am going to publish your favorites list， which I conveniently saved when you made me back up your useless files. I do believe that terms like Lolita are not usually viewed favorably by the administration.

3. When you borrowed the digital camera to take pictures of your Mothers birthday， you neglected to mention that you were going to take pictures of yourself in the mirror nude. Then you forgot to erase them like the techno-moron you really are. Suffice it to say I have never seen such odd acts with a sauce bottle， but I assure you that those have been copied and kept in safe places pending the authoring of a glowing letter of recommendation. (Try to use a spell check please; I hate having to correct your mistakes.)

Thank you for your time， and I expect the letter of recommendation on my desk by 8：00 am tomorrow. One word of this to anybody， and all of your little twisted repugnant obsessions will be open to the public. Never screw with your systems administrator. Why? Because they know what you do with all that free time!

Wishing you a grand and glorious day.